The Big Bang Theory, The Lunar Excitation

Pamiętacie scenkę z Sheldonem, w którym poznał Amy? Albo scenę z Sheldonem i Amy i… Penny na randce? A zaczęło się tak:

Howard:  Okay, what if I were to tell you... tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman... who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?

Sheldon:  I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.

Raj:  But it's true. We put all your vital information into this dating site answered all questions just like you would and they found a match for you. Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.

Sheldon:  Please. Even assuming you could answer any question the way I would the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.

Howard:  That's the answer we gave to the question. "What is your attitude towards online dating?"

Raj:  Well, Howard wanted to write "mumbo jumbo," but I said no. Our Sheldon would say "hokum."

Howard:  Come on, where's your scientific curiosity?

Sheldon:  Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe while the rest of it is wondering why I'm having this conversation with you.

Raj:  Okay, how about this? Even Spock had a date once every seven years.

Sheldon:  He didn't date. It was pon farr. His blood boiled with mating lust.

Howard:  Why don't you start with a cup of coffee and you can pon farr Amy Farrah Fowler later.

Sheldon:  I don't drink coffee.

Howard:  All right, you can have a hot chocolate.

Sheldon:  As I will not be engaging in this nonsense, my choice of beverage is moot. For the record, I only drink hot chocolate in months with an R in them.

Howard:  Why?

Sheldon:  What's life without whimsy?

Howard:  Okay, I'm out.

Raj:  Sheldon I've hidden the dirty sock from the roof somewhere in your apartment. Unless you're willing to come with us to meet this girl it will remain there forever.

Sheldon:  You're bluffing.

Raj:  Are you willing to risk it?

Sheldon: Curse you.

to snort - prychać

derision – drwina, szyderstwo

tomfoolery - błazenada

vital – tu: konieczny, istotny

match – tu: osoba pasująca do kogoś

to assume – tu: przyjmować, zakładać, przypuszczać

hokum – bzdury, brednie

to unravel – rozwijać, rozwikłać

pon farr – część życia Vulcan, związanych z reprodukcją. dla ciekawych: Wikipedia

to mate – kojarzyć się, łączyć się w pary

to engage in sth – zaangażować się w coś

moot – sporny, dyskusyjny

for the record – oficjalnie, pot. dla porządku

whimsy – fanaberia, kaprys

to bluff - blefować

to curse – przeklinać, nakładać klątwę