Scrubs, Dr. Cox, People Are Bastards

Dr. Perry Cox z serialu Scrubs, czyli najkrótsza charakterystyka człowieka.

Dr. Bob Kelso: Oh, Dr. Clock. Uh, look, I'm afraid I wasn't being honest with you before. In my job, it seems like I'm always the bad guy. Hard as this is to admit, it gets to me sometimes. The point is, the antidepressants I asked you to prescribe weren't for my wife, they were for me.

Dr. Molly Clock: Oh, I understand. So what dosage are you on?

Dr. Bob Kelso wife Where are my Fig Newtons, Bob?!

Dr. Bob Kelso: I'm getting them, dear!

Dr. Bob Kelso:  About half a Newton?

Dr. Molly Clock: No dice. 

The Big Bang Theory - Who`s smarter dolphins or Zack S04 E11 - The Justice League

Kto jest mądrzejszy – delfin czy Zack? Niby odpowiedź jest oczywista, ale to mogą być jedynie pozory…

Leonard: Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?

Sheldon: No... although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.

Leonard: Hey.

Zack: Hey.

Leonard: Hey.

Penny: Hey, your copy of science magazine was in my mailbox.

Leonard: Oh, thanks.

Zack: Check it out - all about planets this month.

Leonard: That's an atom.

Zack: Agree to disagree. That's what I love about science. There's no one right answer.

The Big Bang Theory, The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification, s04e02

Bieganie to ciężka sprawa. Można albo biegać jak Sheldon uzbrojonym w technikę, albo biegać. Like a bunny:

Sheldon:  I'm also planning to begin an exercise regimen designed to strengthen my cardiovascular system. AKA jogging.

Penny: Wait. Honey, have you ever run before?

Sheldon:  Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens and one particularly persistent P.E. teacher determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test.

Howard: You're right. Penny jogs. Maybe you guys can run together.

The Big Bang Theory, The Lunar Excitation

Pamiętacie scenkę z Sheldonem, w którym poznał Amy? Albo scenę z Sheldonem i Amy i… Penny na randce? A zaczęło się tak:

Howard:  Okay, what if I were to tell you... tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman... who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?

Sheldon:  I would snort in derision and throw my arms in the air exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.

Raj:  But it's true. We put all your vital information into this dating site answered all questions just like you would and they found a match for you. Her name is Amy Farrah Fowler.

The Big Bang Theory, Howard’s Robotic Arm, s04e01

Ostrzeżenie dla wszystkich geeków i nerdów. Jak już zbudujecie robotyczne ramie dodajcie awaryjne „otwieranie”. W razie, gdyby robot miał gorszy dzień ;)

Przy okazji całkiem sporo angielskiego z hinduskim akcentem. Zapraszam J

Howard: Oh, God, that feels so good. Yeah, that's the spot. Oh, baby.

Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard, dinner's ready!

Howard: I'll eat later. I'm busy! Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand. Hmmm…

Raj: You know, there's something I've always wondered about Aquaman.

Leonard: Yeah?

Raj: Where does he poop?

Leonard: What?

Raj: What would a toilet look like in Atlantis? How would you flush it? And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?

Leonard: Hold that thought. Hey, Howard. What's going on? What? Hold on. Howard, Howard, slow down... The robot hand is stuck on your what? You're not going to believe this.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Interview with Michael Schumacher

Stare, ale zawsze dobre. Skecz z program A Bit of Fry and Laurie – wywiad z kierowcą Formuły 1, wielokrotnym mistrzem tych zawodów, Michaelem Schumacherem.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - s 04e05 – Interview with Michael Schumacher:

Laurie: Well, it’s time now to release the handbrake and slip gently, but with gathering speed, down into the green dell, what we call ''the Valley of Sketches''. See you there in a mo….ment.

Fry: Michael, you must be very thrilled with that result. Take us through the race.

Laurie: Yes, well, I was not very happy with the car, and we had a lot of problems and the car was not so good, I think that, you know...

Fry: Yes, but you won. It's a great result for you. (You) must be very happy.

Laurie:  Well, we had a lot of problems with the car, and I was not so, so happy, it was very hard.