A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Interview with Michael Schumacher

Stare, ale zawsze dobre. Skecz z program A Bit of Fry and Laurie – wywiad z kierowcą Formuły 1, wielokrotnym mistrzem tych zawodów, Michaelem Schumacherem.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - s 04e05 – Interview with Michael Schumacher:

Laurie: Well, it’s time now to release the handbrake and slip gently, but with gathering speed, down into the green dell, what we call ''the Valley of Sketches''. See you there in a mo….ment.

Fry: Michael, you must be very thrilled with that result. Take us through the race.

Laurie: Yes, well, I was not very happy with the car, and we had a lot of problems and the car was not so good, I think that, you know...

Fry: Yes, but you won. It's a great result for you. (You) must be very happy.

Laurie:  Well, we had a lot of problems with the car, and I was not so, so happy, it was very hard.

Fry: Yes, but you won.

Laurie: I won, yes, but there were many, many problems, and it was very hard and difficult, and... I was not happy at all with the car, and...

Fry: Yes, can I... But you did actually win, did I get that straight, you actually won the race?

Laurie: We had a lot of problems. Yes, and it was very hard.

Fry: Yeah, well, just leaving aside for the moment how hard it was, are you happy to won the race?

Laurie: Well, it was very difficult...

Fry: Yes, well, presumably it was difficult, that's why you get paid half a million pounds per race and get as much sex as you can eat. I just need to know if this makes you happy, having won the race. Delighted, enchanté, over the frigging moon.

Laurie: Well, we had a lot of problems...

Fry: Are you happy?

Laurie: It was very difficult...

Fry: Are you happy?

Laurie: Many pro(blems)...

Fry: (shrieking!)

Laurie: ...with the...

Fry: Are you arsing-well happy, you dismal, moaning French twat!? You do a job that half of mankind would kill to be able to do and you can have sex with the other half as often as you like! I just need to know if this makes you happy!

Laurie: We had a lot of problems...

dell – dolina;

sketch – szkic, tu: krótka relacja;

thrilled – podekscytowany;

straight – tu: prosto, bezpośrednio;

to leave aside – odkładać na potem;

presumably – przypuszczalnie, prawdopodobnie;

delighted – zachwycony, uradowany;

enchanté – (fr.) zachwycony, oczarowany;

to be over the moon – cieszyć się;

frigging – pieprzony;

shrieking – wrzask, wrzeszczenie;

arse – am./can. odmiana „ass”;

dismal – ponury, posępny;

to moan – jęczęć, narzekać;

twat – anat. (i wulg.) cipa;