Bieganie to ciężka sprawa. Można albo biegać jak Sheldon
uzbrojonym w technikę, albo biegać. Like a bunny:
Sheldon: I'm also planning to begin an exercise regimen designed to
strengthen my cardiovascular
system. AKA
jogging.
Penny: Wait.
Honey, have you ever run before?
Sheldon: Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry
chickens and one particularly persistent P.E. teacher determined to bend me over and give me a
scoliosis test.
Howard: You're
right. Penny jogs. Maybe you guys can run together.
Sheldon: That's an excellent idea. If we chat, it will
create the illusion of time going faster.
Penny: No, it
won't. Hey, how does he know I jog?
Howard: Oh, he
watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars.
Penny: Oh, my
God, that is so creepy!
Howard: I
know! And he says he's not gonna stop. Then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women.
Sheldon: Penny! Penny! Penny!
Penny: Coming,
coming. Hey, nice knees.
Sheldon: Thank you. They're my mother's.
Penny: And the
Flash shirt is what? Because, what, you're gonna run really fast?
Sheldon: No, the Flash shirt is because it's Friday,
but it's nice when things work
out. Where's your heart rate monitor?
Penny: I don't
have one.
Sheldon: What about your pedometer?
Penny: Don't
have one.
Sheldon: Do you have telematics in your shoes connected to an iPod?
Penny: Uh, no.
Sheldon: What do you do, you just go out there and gambol about like a
bunny?
Penny: No. I
just run till I'm hungry, then I stop for a bear claw.
Sheldon: Why are you doing that?
Penny: It's
good to stretch your muscles before you run.
Sheldon: All right.
Penny: Hey,
let's start with a toe touch.
Penny: Okay,
you do it.
Sheldon: I am doing it.
Penny: Oh.
Wow. Good job. Okay, um, can you do this?
Sheldon: We'll never know.
Penny: Okay,
let's just warm up on the run.
Sheldon: Okay.
Penny: Okay,
let's go.
Sheldon: I've been reading up on biomechanics. I think
you'll be surprised at my...
Penny: Oh, my
God, are you okay?
Sheldon: I think so.
Penny: Oh, let
me help you up.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Penny: Oh,
Sheldon!
Sheldon: If it makes you feel any better, Thursday is
no longer Cruciferous Vegetable Night.
regimen – ogólnie: zasady
odżywania i ćwiczenia gimanastyczne
cardiovascular system – system
krwionośny
AKA – also known as
persistent – trwały, uporczywy
to bend over/down – schylać się
creepy – straszny, przerażający
shrink – psychoanalityk,
psychiatra
to figure out – zrozumieć,
wymyślić, wykombinować
to work out – generalnie
rozwiązać, rozpracować coś, tu bardziej współpracować
pedometer - krokomierz
telematics – telematyka (Wikipedia)
to gambol - hasać
bear claw – odmina ciasta z
owocami, dla mnie bliżej nieokreślona ;)
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